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Massholes, gotta love 'em || 22.06.04 at 08:13

From the Sm*king Gun, Masshole Toll Collectors.

This reminds me of a time that, whilst on the way to work via the Pike from exit 17, my fastlane tag failed to work. Having slowed down to the required 2 miles an hour to pass through the toll booth (okay, 30 when you're in Mass) and then pausing after any of the indicator lights on the toll booth failed to flash, some crazed toll maniac came out of his booth and threw his shoe at the back of my car. WTF? I mean was he trying to get me to stop to pay the toll? Attempting to warn me never to slow down to such an incredulous pace again, since every other Mass driver flies through those things at about 45 mph. What was the point? The guy was a wacko.

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